A Grasshopper Walks Into A Bar


My nephew says he can shoot our business video on his iPhone. Why shouldn’t I just hire him?

Well, first, if he thinks that, your nephew is probably high. But if he can really do the same elite video work that we do using feature film quality cameras and enough editing software to fake the moon landing using just his iPhone, send him our way, we’re hiring!

How much will my video cost?

How much will your dinner cost? We don’t know. You haven’t ordered yet. We don’t believe in blind quotes because we customize each video based on your goals and budget. We’ve found clients are almost always surprised that video budgets come in less expensive than they anticipated.

Do I really need video?

Depends, do you really need sales?

Uh, oh, I need a fully customized long-form video for an event next week, what should I do?

Call in sick and skip the event. Or better yet, ask your nephew.

How do I get in touch with your team?

Hit this little button right here.

How can I be sure I’ll be happy with my video?

High end video production takes time, but we’ll be with you every step of the way, from idea creation to script development and through all the rounds of editing.  You’ll sign off on every step before we move on to the next. If we’re making Gone with the Wind through the first five steps, you’re not going to end up with a Dominos commercial at the end. Mmmmm pizza.

How can I be sure the video sells my product?

The video is one part, but we believe a very big part. We work with teams of content creators, influencers, ad networks and distribution platforms to ensure your video combines with other marketing opportunities to reach the biggest audience and convert sales.

Did you make your FAQs funny because you’re a creative production company?

Well, yes and no. Yes, because we like to color outside the lines when we approach your video and we want you to experience our creativity. But really, it’s because our head of business development and finance said we couldn’t have FAQs on the website unless they were funny. So to keep him happy, we added a little humor. To keep him paying the bills, we’re throwing in his favorite G-rated joke:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We’ve got a drink named after you.” Grasshopper replies, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”

We're Happy When You're Happy

Customer service is of utmost importance at Cannabest Productions. We know your company’s success depends on your message and product resonating with your audience. We’re not finished with your video campaign until you’re 100% happy with the product.

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